Oscar Wilde said, “Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.” That’s what this blog is; a mask so big it’s probably more like a shield. I’ve always believed in putting honest thoughts into the universe, awkward as they are. There’s a chance a random reader might understand exactly what I’m trying to say and then we’ll both feel a little less awkward. I guess there’s also a chance readers will roll their eyes or laugh, in which case fuck off. No one forced you to read anything.